fandom corrupts my brain

[a_t_rain]

:: goes looking to see if anyone else is writing ImpSec casefic ::

:: types "Imp-" into the tag search box on AO3 ::

Impala sex? This is a thing that people write about? Often enough for it to pop up in a list of commonly used tags?

... Oh. Sex in an Impala. Not sex with impalas. Or, you know, some sort of "everyone's an impala" AU that happens to include sex.

:: ponders the fact that for half a minute, the other two possibilities actually sounded plausible ::

ETA: So I seem to have written "everyone's an impala" HP crackfic in the comments. I think I really, really don't want to grade papers tonight. If anybody feels like taking a shot at another fandom, have fun!

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[nineveh-uk.livejournal.com]

I have to admit that such is my lack of engagement with Supernatural or US cars, that it took me several disconcerted moments to work out why having sex inside a dead animal was less weird than sex with a live one.

[a-t-rain.livejournal.com]

I am relieved that somebody else's mind seems to be going to equally strange places...