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more dubious summaries of Shakespeare fic from ff.net
Because it's been ages since I've done one of these posts, and because hunting for amusing summaries is way more fun than doing actual work. As always, bizarre R&J AUs never go out of style...
Parody from Pokemon theme, but with Hamlet.
Shakespeare decides to write a play while he is drunk. Just a bunch of stupid OCs.
Romeo is melodramatic, Juliet feels bored and stifled, and there’s something bothering Mercutio. In the midst of all this, somehow, a love story happens. Also there are vampires and werewolves.
Remember the messenger Osric, the one Hamlet calls a whirlybird? Well, there’s a secret he hides. Care to find out?
War. One great big adventure - but where are the dragons & pirates? A young girl falls for the romanticism of battle & struggles to survive. Covers events before & during the play. Follow spunky, book-smart but not quite so bright Quintus & her relationships with her family, the Goths & Aaron.
King Lear cat AU. Learetta owns three cats, Gertrude, Raquel and Catdelia. As she gets old, she realises that she should make out her will- to divide her fortune amongst her cats. But Catdelia, the one cat who actually loves Learetta, fails to express her affection as she knows hers is pure. Unfortunately, Learetta's old age is clouding her mind.
Her father dead, her uncle takes the title of Pirate King aboard the ship the Denmark. But when she finds out how her father really died, revenge fills her heart and mind.
A complete novelization of Shakespeare's Cymbeline, set in a unique fantasy/cyberpunk version of the United States. Cymbeline is the king of California; Iachimo is a Texas cowboy who rides an ostrich; Posthumus is a surfer with a sentient tattoo.
A summary of Macbeth to the tune of Carol of the Bells.
A collection of humorous ficlets, mostly Cassius centric, based upon the author's own experiences of making and wearing a toga.
Romeo the dolphin meets a marooned Juliet. Benvolio attempts to maintain the undersea kingdom while Juliet attempts to maintain her sanity. Sparks fly between Mercutio and Tybalt. Meanwhile, Nurse Jafar and Evil Friar plot to take over the world.
the real ending to Romeo and Juliet...in other words, I singlehandedly with the help of Ninja Giraffe ruin the most iconic love story of all time.
I tried to rewrite Julius Caesar in pirate-speak.
Based on a quote from King Lear about two friends who are put in the Witness Protection Program.
What if Tybalt wasn't killed, just put on life support? And what if Benvolio came to see him? And again? And again?
JOSHLEY. Colleen Ashley goes accidently in the past and turns into Juliet.
What happens when Juliet is forced to become a cannibal.
Parody from Pokemon theme, but with Hamlet.
Shakespeare decides to write a play while he is drunk. Just a bunch of stupid OCs.
Romeo is melodramatic, Juliet feels bored and stifled, and there’s something bothering Mercutio. In the midst of all this, somehow, a love story happens. Also there are vampires and werewolves.
Remember the messenger Osric, the one Hamlet calls a whirlybird? Well, there’s a secret he hides. Care to find out?
War. One great big adventure - but where are the dragons & pirates? A young girl falls for the romanticism of battle & struggles to survive. Covers events before & during the play. Follow spunky, book-smart but not quite so bright Quintus & her relationships with her family, the Goths & Aaron.
King Lear cat AU. Learetta owns three cats, Gertrude, Raquel and Catdelia. As she gets old, she realises that she should make out her will- to divide her fortune amongst her cats. But Catdelia, the one cat who actually loves Learetta, fails to express her affection as she knows hers is pure. Unfortunately, Learetta's old age is clouding her mind.
Her father dead, her uncle takes the title of Pirate King aboard the ship the Denmark. But when she finds out how her father really died, revenge fills her heart and mind.
A complete novelization of Shakespeare's Cymbeline, set in a unique fantasy/cyberpunk version of the United States. Cymbeline is the king of California; Iachimo is a Texas cowboy who rides an ostrich; Posthumus is a surfer with a sentient tattoo.
A summary of Macbeth to the tune of Carol of the Bells.
A collection of humorous ficlets, mostly Cassius centric, based upon the author's own experiences of making and wearing a toga.
Romeo the dolphin meets a marooned Juliet. Benvolio attempts to maintain the undersea kingdom while Juliet attempts to maintain her sanity. Sparks fly between Mercutio and Tybalt. Meanwhile, Nurse Jafar and Evil Friar plot to take over the world.
the real ending to Romeo and Juliet...in other words, I singlehandedly with the help of Ninja Giraffe ruin the most iconic love story of all time.
I tried to rewrite Julius Caesar in pirate-speak.
Based on a quote from King Lear about two friends who are put in the Witness Protection Program.
What if Tybalt wasn't killed, just put on life support? And what if Benvolio came to see him? And again? And again?
JOSHLEY. Colleen Ashley goes accidently in the past and turns into Juliet.
What happens when Juliet is forced to become a cannibal.