Paris fell silent and watched two of the Montagues’ servants as they attempted to bring an enormous papier-mâché representation of the god Mercury inside the church. The churchwarden objected that the image violated the First Commandment. There was a brief altercation, which ended with the churchwarden being pitched headfirst into the shrubbery and Mercury being adorned with the churchwarden’s hat.
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Date: 2013-09-18 08:31 pm (UTC)BAHAHAHAHAHAHA
This entire fic is excellent. :D