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a_t_rainI have papers to grade, so you know what that means: instead of grading them, I have been exploring the wilds of ff.net. Bible section, this time.
A conversation based on a real conversation that I have had with God many many times, only in this documented version, God provides answers in speech form.
A cover up, only someone as smart as she could know. Roslyn, Mercy, and Kendell. The unknown daughters of Eve, and something everyone wants to keep secret. But the secret isn't she has daughters, it's that she never died.Note: Tarja is not a real city.
A letter I personally wrote to Satan, just to let him know how I feel. Christian poem and lots of devil bashing.
Alexandra is a voodoo practicing goth who hates her family and chrisianity. But, when her step-dad and half sister are in an accedent and put in critcal condition, Alex finds herself drawn to the Lord and finding her salvation.
A Lucifer story I got from listening to "Paradise Lost" by Hollywood Undead. A semi-confessional from Satan. And OMG! This is HIS book and He's not a character! XD Bible people are ze craziest peoples.
Basically the daily life of Lucifer and his 'siblings'. Includes random mall fires, angry hellhounds, an arch angel with a headache and Lucifer trying to keep his sanity.
Experience God's joy as he creates the world and all that is in it, including crabs, blowup dolls, beer, and Florida.
If you have noticed that this story's catagory is the Bible, then I must let you know, this story has absolutley NOTHING to do with the Bible. I chose the Bible as this story's catagory because I couldn't find any catagory that would fit this story.
Jesus Mysteries Episode #2 When one of Jesus's friends is MURDERED, Jesus goes on the case. Even with a little help from his friends and the Big Man Upstairs , might THIS be one mystery Jesus cant solve?
Mr. H, a mad scientist had invented a time machine, in which he hoped to send robot agents back to the time before Jesus was born to assasinate Jesus' mother, Mary. Cylopet Hornet travelled to the past to stop him.
One of the most debated and controversial issues regarding Jesus: what about that GIRL he always hung around? Was it romance? Was it friendship? Or, was it maybe something altogether different... something BETTER? x0
Riley finds her self transported 2000 years ago where she is forced to confront her demons and best of all she gets to meet Jesus! *contains self injury and suicidal thoughts*
Shall I leisure and be joyous? Or should I work and meet the Lord? My answer is here, for this I hath proclaimed today; I shall not lay.
They say that there is only one Lord divide from all foults and sins, but are the words thruth or a lye? If one turns from the Lord is are they truly damned? Can feelings never noticed bloom between Light and Dark or is Love destinated to fall?
Umm...It's a sabretooth tiger. On Noah's Ark. Yeah.
Unbeknowst to both man and angel, a mighty new enemy emerges to disrupt the euphoric paradise of Heaven. Will Jesus be able to thwart this clandestine enemy, or will the Kingdom of God decay into a doubting, morose husk?
Why shouldn't the Son of God have a Twitter account? The long overdue story of Jesus told with the social networking tool.
With the Elementals, we can all achieve great gothness. Josiah teach us so. Post your own stories of how the elementals changed your life.
A conversation based on a real conversation that I have had with God many many times, only in this documented version, God provides answers in speech form.
A cover up, only someone as smart as she could know. Roslyn, Mercy, and Kendell. The unknown daughters of Eve, and something everyone wants to keep secret. But the secret isn't she has daughters, it's that she never died.Note: Tarja is not a real city.
A letter I personally wrote to Satan, just to let him know how I feel. Christian poem and lots of devil bashing.
Alexandra is a voodoo practicing goth who hates her family and chrisianity. But, when her step-dad and half sister are in an accedent and put in critcal condition, Alex finds herself drawn to the Lord and finding her salvation.
A Lucifer story I got from listening to "Paradise Lost" by Hollywood Undead. A semi-confessional from Satan. And OMG! This is HIS book and He's not a character! XD Bible people are ze craziest peoples.
Basically the daily life of Lucifer and his 'siblings'. Includes random mall fires, angry hellhounds, an arch angel with a headache and Lucifer trying to keep his sanity.
Experience God's joy as he creates the world and all that is in it, including crabs, blowup dolls, beer, and Florida.
If you have noticed that this story's catagory is the Bible, then I must let you know, this story has absolutley NOTHING to do with the Bible. I chose the Bible as this story's catagory because I couldn't find any catagory that would fit this story.
Jesus Mysteries Episode #2 When one of Jesus's friends is MURDERED, Jesus goes on the case. Even with a little help from his friends and the Big Man Upstairs , might THIS be one mystery Jesus cant solve?
Mr. H, a mad scientist had invented a time machine, in which he hoped to send robot agents back to the time before Jesus was born to assasinate Jesus' mother, Mary. Cylopet Hornet travelled to the past to stop him.
One of the most debated and controversial issues regarding Jesus: what about that GIRL he always hung around? Was it romance? Was it friendship? Or, was it maybe something altogether different... something BETTER? x0
Riley finds her self transported 2000 years ago where she is forced to confront her demons and best of all she gets to meet Jesus! *contains self injury and suicidal thoughts*
Shall I leisure and be joyous? Or should I work and meet the Lord? My answer is here, for this I hath proclaimed today; I shall not lay.
They say that there is only one Lord divide from all foults and sins, but are the words thruth or a lye? If one turns from the Lord is are they truly damned? Can feelings never noticed bloom between Light and Dark or is Love destinated to fall?
Umm...It's a sabretooth tiger. On Noah's Ark. Yeah.
Unbeknowst to both man and angel, a mighty new enemy emerges to disrupt the euphoric paradise of Heaven. Will Jesus be able to thwart this clandestine enemy, or will the Kingdom of God decay into a doubting, morose husk?
Why shouldn't the Son of God have a Twitter account? The long overdue story of Jesus told with the social networking tool.
With the Elementals, we can all achieve great gothness. Josiah teach us so. Post your own stories of how the elementals changed your life.
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